Let's call the whole thing off

Things have come to a pretty pass
our romance is growing flat,
for you like this and the other
while I go for this and that.

Goodness knows what the end will be
oh I don't know where I'm at
it looks as if we two will never be on,
something must be done.

You say either and I say either,
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either Neither, neither,
Let's call the whole thing off.

You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto,
Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part,
then that might break my heart

So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas,
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
For we know we need each other so we ,
Better call the whole off off
Let's call the whole thing off.